Woooo-oooo-oooo ghooooosts and ghouls and vampires and whatnot and so on and so forth etc etc ad infinitum et nauseum. Yes, it’s that time of year again, when exhausted parents slap cheap paint over their kids’ tired faces, force them to dress up like future-nightmares and traipse around the neighbourhood begging for sugary handouts.
In honour of this glorious unholiday, I have murdered my prices. Yes, folks, yes. You can get the blood-curdling, shit-your-pants inducing gore-fest that is Vampire Outlaw for just $0.99 right now (or £0.99p, Britishers). Don’t delay! Get this incredibly foul story today.
You’ll want to read Vampire Crusader first, of course. That’s the Immortal Knight Chronicles Book 1. You can get this for $0.99c too! Or, sign up for my email list and get it for nought. I would encourage you to do one or the other, because I need to restock our supply of Skittles and Starbursts, practically immediately and so I need the money.
Vampire Outlaw: the Immortal Knight Chronicles Book 2 ain’t really horror. It is historical fiction, set during the 1216 French invasion of England that conquered half the country. It is also about Robin Hood (not a historical figure, yeah I know, it’s not like that). It is also about VAMPIRES. I can guarantee you an awful lot of blood and death, if you like that sort of thing, which you definitely do, you sick, sick, son of a bitch. I’ve seen your search history and it was deeply disturbing. You, my friend, are EXACTLY the sort of person I need around here.
I’m crazy for reducing the price this much. Crazy. Do you know how long this book is? It’s about 140,000 words. That’s about 500 pages of impeccably researched, historically accurate, action-packed, character-driven, action/adventure covering the forgotten reign of King Louis of England and the First Baron’s War and the origins of the Robin Hood myth. There’s longbows and sword fights and battles, escapes, true love. Honestly, it’s a love story, too. Oh, man, is it too late to end this sale? What have I done?
So come on. Sort yourself out. Get Vampire Outlaw right now for just $0.99c / £0.99p!
Happy Halloween!
